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Hope your enjoying the World Cup! National pride is at an all time high here in Belgium, which is funny in a country where hardly anybody knows the national anthem, but so far the Red Devils haven't disappointed. They play today against Russia, and later my favorites, the good ol' USA take the pitch against Portugal. As a fan of the US, you learn to have a sense of humor about these things. After a surprise win over Ghana last week, and if we advance to the next round in a group with Portugal and Germany, maybe, just maybe, the world will start to take US soccer a bit more seriously. Until then, we joke...
"World Cup" – noun. An event in which a United States victory would signal the apocalypse. It would also be the end of football in the world as we know it.
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Wayne Rooney?
A: Clinton can score.
A: Clinton can score.
Q: What is the difference between Portugal and the bermuda triangle?
A: The bermuda triangle has three points.
A: The bermuda triangle has three points.
A blonde woman had a three-way with Pepe and Messi. 9 months later she had a baby boy but didn't know who the father was so she named him Pepsi.
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Read last week's post: Upset at the World Cup
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